Man School

1. Diet

1.1. Gotta have meat

1.2. Chunky

1.3. Food is just fuel

2. Attire

2.1. The James Bonds of the World

2.1.1. Makes up for wearing fancy pants

2.1.1.1. Can fight

2.1.1.2. Athletic

2.1.1.3. License to kill

2.2. The Working Man

2.2.1. There's no need to dress up to get dirty

2.2.2. Does jobs your pansy ass is too good to do

3. Fitness

3.1. A real man is naturally fit

3.2. You WOULD be naturally fit if you exercised more

4. Man Philosophy

4.1. A deal is a deal

4.2. Action is better than words

4.3. Work is work

5. Education

5.1. Ignorance is not a problem

5.2. Smart is OK; but don't drink the kool-aid

6. Family

6.1. A real man supports his family

6.2. Mommying is for mommies.

6.3. Marriage

6.3.1. If the wife ain't happy, nobody is happy

6.3.2. You need to pick somebody who is good for you

6.4. Man is the strength in the family

7. Man Etiquette

7.1. Burping

7.2. Nose picking

7.3. Farting

8. What a Man is

8.1. Force of nature

8.2. Bright flame

8.3. Warrior

8.4. Out of place in modern society

8.5. Is in control of himself.

8.6. Self-aware

9. Hygiene

9.1. Hand washing

9.2. Out of sight, out of mind

9.3. Real men do not smell froofy

9.4. Shower/shave

10. Responsibility

10.1. Show up to work hung over

10.2. Man lives up to his obligations

10.3. Man is a steward

11. Faith

11.1. Real men believe in God

11.2. Real men answer to God

12. Man Code of Ethics

12.1. A real man protects his people.

12.2. A real man does not beat his family.

12.3. A real man creates value in the world