Why should I marry a music lover?
por Xuan Thai
1. Because otherwise I would cheat on him with someone who does love music.
1.1. People and things I will consider cheating with
1.1.1. Bjork
1.1.2. Paul Mawhinney
1.1.3. Sanders Chase
1.1.4. Madlib
1.1.5. Chewbacca
1.1.6. Bill "Cigar" Clinton
2. Because I get to buy him presents, like records, and pretend I bought them especially for him.
3. Because after the nasty divorce procedures, I get half his record collection.
4. Because after the passionate, mindblowing sex is gone, we will still have Prince.
4.1. Because a Prince joint will spice things up again, gheghe..
4.1.1. Shhh
4.1.2. Adore
4.1.3. Insatiable